MMORPG Info Logo Why I am leaving the Empire, by Darth Vader


“Why I am leaving the Empire, by Darth Vader” was published today by the Daily Mash in a STUNNING exposé of internal systems within the Empire.

This embarrassing leak, including CONFIDENTIAL working practices with an insider’s view of Empire recruitment systems, will be the talk of the traders while Empire approval ratings are sure to plummet.

After almost 12 years, first as a summer intern, then in the Death Star and now in London, I believe I have worked here long enough to understand the trajectory of its culture, its people and its massive, genocidal space machines. And I can honestly say that the environment now is as toxic and destructive as I have ever seen it.

To put the problem in the simplest terms, throttling people with your mind continues to be sidelined in the way the firm operates and thinks about making people dead.

Read the full story on the Daily Mash.


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